We had the pleasure of seeing our good friend Mark while he was in town. He had this very insightful thing to say about bachelorhood: “I strongly believe that there is only one girl out there for me. You know, my special someone. My soul mate. Now, I figure my happiness depends on only one thing – avoiding that one girl.”
Visit Mark's blog at mjbigger.blogspot.com for more insights. :)
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I have now successfully completed addressing what seems like a million Christmas cards. I started licking the envelopes and then realized what a crazy idea that was. I hear that a cockroach can get enough nutrients to live off the back of a postage stamp for a whole month. Since the backs of envelopes have the same substance as postage stamps, I suddenly imagined all the needless calories I’d consume. Heaven forbid.
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Someone recently asked us if Kevin and I “did” lunch when we visited Nevada City last weekend. Kevin replied, “Well, we had lunch but we didn’t really ‘do’ lunch.” I think there’s about a $25 difference between ‘having’ lunch and ‘doing’ lunch.
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Kevin’s Christmas Chorale concert went marvelously. It really put me in more of a Christmas mood. The only stupid part was this retarded Santa Clause that went dancing along the aisles during some parts of the concert. I think he was trying to be funny. We also had a white elephant party with friends. You HAVE to do one of those every year – or it just wouldn’t be Christmas.
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