"What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce." - Mark Twain
"Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself." - Roseanne Barr
"Wild horses couldn't drag a secret out of a woman. However, women seldom have lunch with wild horses." - Ivern Boyett
"Last week I stated that this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister and now wish to withdraw that statement." - Mark Twain
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