A: Kevin, I see that you didn’t brush your teeth last night.
K: How do you know?
A: Because I put toothpaste on your toothbrush last night and it’s still there this morning.
K: Quit bugging me. If I wanted a dental hygienist for a wife, I would have married one.
A: Is it pronounced "hy-GEHN-ist" or "hy-GEEN-ist"?
K: (sarcastically) And, if I wanted an English teacher for a wife, I would have married one of those!
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