Thursday, January 08, 2004

The News

Kevin Dale Koons is now a bona fide member of the Ninth Circus, er, um, Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals, evidenced by a certificate received in the mail today. Yay for Kevin!

Speaking of the whole law thing - did you hear about the most recent lawsuit against WalMart? This couple was carrying a bag of groceries home and, when unloading the groceries, the bag broke open. They claim that WalMart didn't properly train their baggers how to load the grocery items, the bag was too full of stuff, and that they have suffered damages, including foot injuries. My question to Kevin was: "Aren't you glad you don't have to deal with clients who want lawsuits like that?!!" People are unwilling to assume personal responsibility for anything nowadays.

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