Friday, March 12, 2004

Sesame Seed Resolution

WHEREAS Amy Koons previously had no idea the value and expense of sesame seeds.
WHEREAS Amy Koons was compelled to buy sesame seeds yesterday for a new recipe.
WHEREAS Amy Koons presently knows, and her pocketbook has felt the pain, of the value and expense of sesame seeds (having paid four bucks for one ounce).
RESOLVED, Amy Koons will hereinafter cherish, esteem, and respect every single sesame seed she ingests on every single bagel she eats forevermore. In this life and the next.

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