Wednesday, February 04, 2004

Wrinkles

A: So, do you think Kerry did Botox?
K: I don’t know and I don’t really care. I don’t see why it matters?
A: It’s interesting, that’s all. His image consultant probably advised it to make him more marketable in national politics. The before and after pictures are obviously different.
K: And so what? It’s just like dyeing your hair. People do that all the time and there’s no fuss.
A: No, it’s different. Dyeing your hair is just like painting your nails. It’s simply adding color to your life. Botox is, like, um, a significant alteration of your body structure. (At this point, Amy is simply trying to fight for the life of her argument.)

Seriously, Kevin shocks me sometimes. First he wants to celebrate Lent and now he thinks there is nothing wrong with Botox treatment. What is the world coming to?

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