K: Here, try some of these fish sticks.
A: Eck. Kevin, you know how much I loathe fish.
K: I firmly believe that you should enjoy ALL of God’s creatures.
A: So does that mean that you enjoy licking the bottom of an escargo platter? Does that also mean that I should become a cannibal? Huh?
K: We should eat all things that God has ordained as "good" for us to eat.
A: How about locust? God ordained that. Why don’t you go out and eat a bunch of grasshoppers today.
K: No, because that type of food is not "readily available."
A: Well, let’s just pretend that fish is not readily available either.
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