Thursday, February 05, 2004

Delectable Moments

She sat there, minding her own business, consumed with the thought of eating her next bite of chocolate cake. She slowly placed a piece of moist, delicious, creamy chocolate cake on her tongue. She closed her eyes and enjoyed the rich flavors swirling in her mouth. She not only enjoyed the pleasant taste of the cake, she also enjoyed the rich chocolatey smells. As she continued to savor the affects on her senses, Melvin entered the room and came to her side. He proceeded to brush his hair on her leg. The savory odors of the chocolate were shortly replaced with . . . dog smells. Dog breath, dog fur, everything bad that you can smell on a dog. She smelled it right then. Suddenly, the dessert in her hand became a mere sponge of more dog odor to ingest in her system.

To all you dog lovers (or dog perfume lovers) out there, I have this question for you: WHY?

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