Petrol

So . . . we were driving in our car. We were stopped at a red light and Kevin observes that there are two gas stations across the street from each other. One offers unleaded gas at $2.15 a gallon and the other offers it at $2.36 a gallon. Suddenly he starts screaming. (Sudden bursts of loud noises are very uncharacteristic of Kevin.) "Who in their right mind would go to that gas station?!" he shrieked, as he pointed toward the one that was 21-cents more per gallon. "I just don’t get how that gas station can stay in business and charge so much!" At that precise moment a young woman in a green Toyota drove up to the pump at the more pricey station. "NOOOOOO!!!!!" Kevin yelled. "Don’t go THERE you bone-head!!" As she proceeded to start pumping her gas, Kevin continued on his rampage: "YOU ARE SUCH A RETARD!!!" He then put his head in his hands and started pulling his hair. At this point, I was clutching my sides in pain because I was so amused and laughing so hard. It was all very entertaining.