Kevin enters the room wearing his glasses.
A: You really should wear your glasses more often. You look very distinguished when you wear them.
K: I just don’t like them . . . the lenses are so thick.
A: You could get those glasses that are "reduced thickness."
K: (rolling eyes) I already have!
A: Well, maybe technology has advanced since you last looked into it and they can reduce your lens size even more.
K: Doubt it.
A: If they have flat-screened TVs, they can have flat-screened glasses!